- Writers : * cackling in delight at the fan's pain*
- Writer1: What should we do next??
- * loud boom in the distance *
- writers: What the-
- * Cas in full on trenchcoat+suits attire burst from the wall and grab jeremy carver by the shirt*
- Castiel : STOP FUCKING WITH MY CHARACTER.
- Dean: * in the distance* OH OH OH , HE GOT OUT THE F WORD , SHIT ARE GOING DOWN!
There’s a guy in homegoods strutting around with a white fur bathmat around his shoulders and his like 14 yo daughter is following him begging him to stop because people are staring and she’s embarrassed and he just said
I’m lord stark
Okay his daughter heard me laugh and started begging him to stop and he turned to her and said really dramatically
winter is coming
I’m actually a magical girl I just haven’t gone through kyuberty
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get
we find the defendant……right over there. next to their attorney. [judge voice] very good work jury, now it’s your turn to hide
people with mental illnesses who joke about having mental illnesses in order to cope with said mental illnesses ARE NOT ROMANTICIZING MENTAL ILLNESSES
oh its december 1st *snorts hot coco powder* i fkn LOVE christmas *wraps lights around my naked body and runs around town* CHRISTMAS
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction